The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!