The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!