The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!