The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to smell tastebuds

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power of cheese

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!