The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!