the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to do nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!