The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to have no power.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!