The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

thumb_up thumb_down -18

You can read the minds of rocks.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to not have this superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!