The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!