The power to silence explosions.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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hey

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!