The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to fail

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!