The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!