- Pointless Super Powers

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to shower naked.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to lose the remote.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to only drink liquids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!