See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!