The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!