The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Meatvision.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!