the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be blind

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!