The power to pee ants.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to do nothing

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!