the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to burn ashes

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!