The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have a black president

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!