- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The ability to part...hair.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power of micro penis.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

Pointless Super Powers