The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to die.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!