Meatvision.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to fail

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!