The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to have no power.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!