The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!