Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to see into the present

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!