The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make out of thin air

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to pee standing up

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!