The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to smell colors

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The Power to Die instantly.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!