to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to close your nose

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!