every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to speak braille

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!