The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!