The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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See through invisible people

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!