The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!