The power to attract bullets.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to die

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!