the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Balls.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to die

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!