The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power die if you think.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!