being able to blow up and die

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to see through glass

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!