The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!