The power of your girlfriend's will

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!