The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to die at will.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to live through torture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!