To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to create another human

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!