The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to have a small penis

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to sweat soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!