The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The Power to die at will

The power to spell backwards.

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

The power to see the present.

the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

The ability to be a successful troll.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

Being a Spice Girl

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

The power to shrink your penis.

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

Death at will

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

the power to post pointless superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!