The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to only see glass.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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i like pie.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!