The power to die whenever you want.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!