The power to get older every second

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to die

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!