The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to go through open windows

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!