The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Liam Brudenell

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!