The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of exact change

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!