The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!