Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to die at will

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Balls.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!