The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!