The power to have bad luck!

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The power to change your emotions

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to speak only in binary

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!