to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!