The power to smell poop

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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Black power

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!