the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pee on command

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!