the power to get STD's

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Aweonao

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The power to be a normal person

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To call me maybe

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!