The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to be dead

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!