To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!