The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

thumb_up thumb_down +46

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the power to disappear up your own asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -8

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to erase anything written in pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The power to have super-sweaty hands

thumb_up thumb_down -68

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

thumb_up thumb_down -84

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

thumb_up thumb_down +131

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!