The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!