The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!