The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!