The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to be born.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!