The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to vote

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!