The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!