The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!