The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to die at will

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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power to eat through your but

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to fart upon command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!